Tuesday, October 27, 2009

As Amanon turns

I spare their lives... and still they persist in attacking me! What fools they be...no they are brave even when facing a foe they cannot hope too defeat. justin has taken up the mantle of leadership in my...errr ultra major's stead. Curious, he seems reluctant in this new role, even though looking at the roster he is the most logical choice. I could have easily peeled him out that armor and crushed him like a grape...but I showed him and his teammates mercy and compassion...? This merril jacobs will is strong he has started too impose his ways upon me I see him and have conversations with him it is like he has invaded my mind as i have invaded his body. Justin made the coreect decision in withdrawing from the conflict for the sake of his and his teammates lives. Azalea was already defeated, psyche was lost in the desert and while prodigy's magic is strong, he is an apprentice dealing with a master.

If only they could see all the good i am doing. Returning africa to its once beautiful splendor is my life's goal. They have taken the cradle of life and BLACKENED HER WOMB!!! This is an outrage and while i still draw breath mother africa will thrive once again. Under my rule the phoenix empire will shine its light for the whole world to see.

Therein lies my conundrum by birthing the phoenix empire, I am betraying my master. The house of set would not approve of this, of my behavior. Even now i struggle with the idea of raising my lord set, knowing he would undo all that i have done, usurp my control of the phoenix empire and enslave africa as well as the entire planet. The plans we have laid forth cannot be undone they are like a fine precision instrument. Still i betray my mastrer with my deeds and thoughts i must beg his forgiveness...

Sunday, August 23, 2009

DAMN YOU NEITH !!!

So we have faced a defeat again at the hands of Amanon. The U.N Forces large ship has been forced to the ground and we are in Egypt. The red tape that the U.N Force has to go through to try to stop my Nemesis is frustrating. I have given them all the information necessary to try to stop Amanon, and I understand they have a weakness for Ultra Major and may be able to exploit it. I've come to respect these warriors, and I realize that we must work together to defeat him before he raises SET.

The Team seems to be vast. They have Embassy's and chapters in different parts of the world. We have met up with The "Epsilon" Team. There has been a decision that certain members will pursue one mission while I accompany the members that will face Amanon. I've Tracked Amanon to a Pyramid. We have been attacked by one of his many beasts. Dr Gun Gear has decided to stay and fight him alone, while the rest of us attack Amanon.

When we make our way further inside the pyramid who do I see but my evil Twin Sister, NEITH !! She has a group of followers she calls the Acolytes of Set. Neith and I have been at war since we were children. Our powers and abilities allow us to hurt each other more than anyone else can. But I believe I can defeat her.

I have nearly defeated Neith and her cronies have managed to give the U.N. Force a run for their money but not without them putting up a fight.Now I shall ...what is this..No I thought this Team new what they were doing ! Now I find the pressure of my own bodyworking against me. What did they throw down here. Not to mention Amanon has now finally showed up and has fully claimed Ultra Majors body in entirety. He now looks like Amanon in Guise as well as demeanor. He broke the the wall like it was paper, and ripped off the head of one their team members. I'm too hurt and this confounded device has me pinned. Not only that whatever it is they attacked him with didn't work. I am surprised Amanon is being so merciful by letting them live. Maybe Ultra Majors influence is fighting through, or he has something else up his sleeve. Only time will tell.

I find out why he spared our lives. He spared ours and destroyed anothers life. He has learned how to manipulate the nations problems and make himself seem like the Savior of a Nation. The Team has decided to not fold and try to find a way to defeat him before they can vacate Africa. They have come to the realization that they might have to listen to my advice and destroy him before he accomplishes what he wants. If they can't then I have to do what I came to do from the beginning..

And Damn You Neith for escaping !!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Amanon awakes

This vessel is SPLENDID!!! Of all the countless bodies I have possesed over the centuries this by far is the best one! Young & power in abundance. Adding his power to my own, I may rival set himself... no forgive me, I mustn't think that way it is blaphemous. But the way I ripped that monsters head from it's shoulders...MAGNIFICENT! I recognize those people from his memories, they were his allies...his former allies. I have no intenions of giving up this body without a fight. His spirit is strong and his will was almost indomitable...almost. But none can resist the power of amanon, general of set's army for long. I broke him like I have done many in the past, including that accursed heru. May he but a fleeting memory in history in this day and age. If Neith has done as she was ordered he is. I can feel the scarab of Emonhep tugging at my very soul. Soon we will be reunited you and I and after we raise set the circle will be complete! I will call forth set's snakes in the grass, get the churches back to prominence and make lord set's name spill from everyones lips...again. T' Zaka Crane has already made way for us to return to my native egypt where I can prepare in full for the solstice and make ready for set's return. Strangely this one has a strong attraction to the bald female, and now I find she is in my passing thoughts, making me feel urges I have not felt in centuries. This is new to me something I have never felt in the past. No matter there is still much to be done..Lord set your day of asencion is at hand!

Amanon's U.N. address

Good morning, esteemed members of the united nations. My name is amanon tatumain, I am a native of egypt, but more importantly I am a son of africa. Many centuries ago the continent of africa was a beautiful & bountiful country, full of natural resources and a splendor all it's own. It was the cradle of life...MOTHER AFRICA!!! BUT NOW you have robbed it of its vast resources , destroyed the beauty of its wildlife & flora, layed waste to her kingdoms AND MADE HER WOMB BARREN! IT STOPS HERE & NOW! The nerve, the arrogance it must take to sit back and watch africa wage a genocidal war within her borders, do nothing to help quell the siutuation & still rely on our resources. What you must have been saying to yourselves " Let the jungle ni**as kill themselves, & we'll be there to swoop in like heroes and lend your support , smiling in our faces, while twisting the PROVERBIAL KNIFE in our backs. And we gladly accept your meager scraps...WELL NO MORE! AS of this very moment we cut ALL TIES with the united states! Your assistance is no longer required or wanted! In this matter all of the various heads of state are agreed. It is now under my protection. United states has 72 hours to withdraw all its forces and politicians out of africa or feel my wrath. You must think of me as an insane zealot, a monster for dropping President Al-Bashir to the darfurians, I was merly feeding the wolf to the sheep. I personally led that lamb into the slaughter. I ended in 5 minutes what you were unwilling to or afraid to do for over a decade. I will bring peace & unity to mother africa. I will be the father that cleans her wounds, wipes the sweat from her brow & nurses her back to health. Please do not cross me or attempt to defy my ruling... you will find my vengence will be swift and harsh. President Al-Bashir refused my order to stand down...do not follow him to the slaughter. And finally to my former allies of the U.N. force 3 nights ago I spared your lives, do not mistake my kindness for weakness. I asked you to leave africa & myself in peace. I now tell you again PLEASE ...if your lives mean anything to you...I am begging you not to re-enter Africa. To do so would be a declaration of WAR! And if it's war you want...I'LL GIVE YOU A WAR YOU WONT BELIEVE!!! Thank you for your time today & may we go forward in peace!

Monday, July 27, 2009

U.N FARCE !!!

Who are these fools !! I go to carry out my mission to stop, no DESTROY Amanon Tautmain before he raises set and causes the world to be in peril and they get in my way. I track him to One Police Plaza. He's in the same city I decided to lay rest. Irony !! When I arrive I let him know that I have come for him once more. This time however he has possessed a being with powers and abilities almost equal to my own righteous might. It seems that he is the teammate, no Leader of these band of Infidels and idiots. Don't they know what power they are up against. If they do not let me carry out my mission we're all dead. I show them why I am HERU !! The GOD of All..they however have been ...lucky..I let them take me for the battle that has ensued has caused Amanon in the body of this ULTRA MAJOR has escaped.

I can leave anytime I want but these people seem, passionate about their comrade. If it was me I would ask them to put me out of my misery to save the world. The sacrfice of one can save many. They seemed determined to free of Amanons Clutches. FINE I'll go along with them for now. Iron Wolf seems interesting. He really believes I was hurt by those splinters he put in my face. HAH !! I've fought in the Scalding sun and been cut by the sharpest Sand. I am Omni..I AM HERU..But he seemed honorable. And Azalea. She is a fine specimen of a warrior woman. Maybe after this mission is over I shall Bed her and show her why she should be worthy of my touch.

As we head to Egypt to find that Amanon has taken a plane to find the Tomb of Set and has 20 days to ressurect him. I, We have to stop him. We are aboard this Monstrosity of Modern Technology called the Atlas. I knew Atlas. He was much Bigger. But I believe he would be tickled that his name is used for such a vehicle. We have been told that U.N Force cannot enter foreign soil. WHAT NONSENSE..I AM OMNI...I AM HERU !! NO MORTAL SHALL PREVENT ME FROM MY DESTINED MISSION !! I with Uzziel find the plane Ultra Major, I mean Amanon is on and lay waste to it.

We shall Triumph. But these fools seem to trip over themselves. Do they not now the weaknessess needed to stop this man. I shall kill him with my bare hands if I need to. But I will , refrain for the sake of their friend and comrade. But if they continue to get in my way. I will do what must be done.

What !! He's escaped again. I am badly injured, but He has felt my mighty Blow and will feel it again soon. I am coming for you Amanon. I am coming. Do not get comfortable in that skin you wear. For I will free your being from this mortal earth. Because I am Omni...I am Heru !!

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

The time is upon you when my presence must be shown. Soon the hidden horrors will reveal themselves to you and time will be but a precious memory. Listen to my warnings I am coming to quash an evil and to preserve life as you know it. I am but a few left to stop the upcoming events already in progress but suffice it to say the world will come to an end should there not be a coordinated effort. I implore for your assistance in the name of humanity and all that is good!

Prodigal Lunacy

What the hell went through my mind jumping out of a ship 50,000 feet in the air? I am still asking myself this question as I know my seconds are ticking here. You ask though, how did you find yourself in that position in the first place? Good question, well the easy answer is that Ultra Major was on the plane beneath us ready to collide against our ship. So what better way but to disable the plane before it even gets to us and perhaps cause major disruption to the point of foiling whatever plot Amanon has! Heart in the right place but my head definitively was not! Again, why?!!!!!!!! Well taking into account that I am nearly infallible when it comes to numbers and science and calculations, I must say that I overlooked one key ingredient to my stunt, skill! My theory was correct as it is deeply versed in physics and with such quantifiable measures and fixed components the variables were easy to deal with. All I really needed to do was use my momentum to propel myself toward the plane, when I reached the back of the plane there would be a precise 1.1212345 second window that would allow for a very minor disruption in speed differential allowing me with the assistance of Fly as the Eagle to ricochet in the opposite direction, thereby not only matching the speed of the plane but landing on it as well, PERFECT! Needless to say that being a genius sometimes lacks for the minor details that can prove detrimental to ones health, ie the situation I'm in now, lol! see the calculations were on point what I misjudged grossly was the maneuverability in said jump, see the problem was truly since I had no training in correcting my body and shifting to be able to control from tumbling I was at the mercy of the elemental force called AIR!!!! Oooops! How could I have not accounted for such a minor thing, CRAP!!! Well there goes the plane, and OH DAMN, nice shots! this is going to leave a mark, not to mention that it's going to hurt like heck, what was I thinking, damn my only hope right now is to remain conscience if not I'm surely done for. Hmmm, funny how time seems to freeze when you're face to face with your own mortality at which point you get a chance to review and catalog every event in your life including the current predicament, well at least right now I can relate to the whale in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Somehow I managed to be saved by an unknown friendly, and I have been placed back on the ship. I am in bad shape and by the looks of it not out of this situation by a long shot. The battle ensues and I hate that I can do nothing to help except lay here and heal myself as best as I can, Damn It Prodigy you're better than this seems to be consistent and constant words I drum to myself. However as the re is a shining light to any darkness that befalls us, a stroke of brilliance has just grabbed me, a muse even. The only reason that entity is in UM is because it feels powerful enough not to be trifled with and is toying with us, right now our disorganization is being exploited badly to some extent and he keeps pushing us to see if we break. This actually may play well for us when we surprise the heck out of Amamanon and save our friend as well. Hopefully this will work, I'll only have one shot at this and this time my calculations are right, and I have the skill sets to back me, come on Prodigy it's about time you use your head not your heart, come on. Now I just hope we get the opportunity to spring the trap.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

HERUGLYPHS

I have fought for centuries the evils that have plagued this world. My Greatest Nemesis being Amanon Tatumain. The Cur who was once the leader of the Cult of Set in Egypt. His army was so powerful that he almost destroyed the upper province of Egypt had I not stepped in to defeat him. Ra set forth my path to destroy such a demon lest we all be subjugated to becoming slaves with no will of our own. His Exile was believed to the best solution.

It was however not !! It wasn't enough that I defeated this slime the first time. When he rebuilt his army in lower Egypt, I faced him once again on behalf of my Lord Ra. Amanon was working some type of foul Magic that I believe would have brought this world to hell and make him a GOD among men. There can only be one. He is not it !! He found ways to elude us for centuries, becoming someone new each turn. My ability to find him was the only way we were finally able to defeat him once and for all. Killing him was the quickest and easiest way to prevent him from ever returning to this mortal coil and spreading his disease upon these lands.

For Centuries his defeat was considered a great victory. I had a new mission. I lived in Africa for a time before coming to the Americas. During the World War of II I even befriended fellow Champions to stop numerous forms of Evil. One Human who was an Amazing leader of men. He was the Captain of many forces we took on. A winged Angel, who was both Dark and Light. She believes her God is the one true. But she does not realize that Ra is the only True. And myself. We helped the battle of the ages and the world became safe again.

I found my purpose was not needed nearly as much. With Amanon Dead. The War over and my comrades missing, I set about creating a civilian life. If the call came I was going to be there. I watched as numerous beings appeared to fight evil in all forms. Organizations were built to assist in this. Only if it became necessary did I feel that I would just be lost amongst these new saviors of the universe.

The other day I felt a tug of something familiar. No it can't be. I destroyed him. He should be lying with the minions of Set writhing in Pain and Agony. I must now forgo my life that I have created for myself here to attend to this situation. This centuries "Vacation Time" will be sufficient enough for me to hunt down and destroy him once and for all. The call is Strong !!! I can and WILL defeat him this time.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Prodigious Elevation

Well what can I say here I am first day as an official member of Team Alpha and first order of busines which I'm proud to say I handled admirably was make square with everyone on the team. That made the transition smooth to say the least, although still iffy, but nonetheless painless. So getting past the whole welcoming into the new "job" our first order of business is to stop a rampaging alien that is causing havoc in mid-town. Now-a-days who isn't though, it just seems that mid-town has become the virtual playground for all criminals, aliens, and other trash of the city. So here I am with Justin, Azalea, Sebastian, and Maverick coming into the HLZ. I decide to cast tongues so I can understand the alien what would seem just roaring. Turns out the alien was just looking for his betrothed and desperate to find her in a foreign and strange enviroment he did what was comfortable to him, but by no means did that mean he didn't understand the principles of honor and keeping one's word. With the help of Azalea we were able to distract him long enough to engage in conversation. Within a matter of minutes we difused the situation and he was willing to cooperate, and then the unexpected happened. Out of nowhere Ultra Major swoops in and before anyone can say anything or act, he rips the alien's head off!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!! angered by his actions I questioned his actions as did Justin, and his words to us were curt and precise challenging Justin to take the leadership from him! WOW!!!! I remember when by accident he nearly killed me, now he's rogue this matter has to be handled quickly and before he decides being bad is good! The worst part about it is that it seems unnatural but how do we prove it? No one suffers a psychotic break like in seconds, which is what seemed to have happened to him. There is evil afoot and we need to figure this out before taking measures on Ultra Major.

Sited at One Police Plaza, they call for assistance, and with good timing being that our internal efforts are failing miserably, and Director Cinder is acting like a pure penis! The audacity of him, Proof! Are you really FKM! regardless if he's possessed or within his own faculties he needs to be dealt with and he rather we do this with kid gloves! I hope I don't regret this decision, it may just get me killed. Anyways we engage Ultra Major, and the mooks. Just as is always the mooks are handled with ease, Ultra Major on the other hand was a little more of a challenge. In comes a new guy whom I don't recognize but it seems he wants to subdue Ultra Major ok, but who the hell is he? Then comes in the African dude, that seems to be as strong or as powerful as Ultra Major and is definatively against him wanting blood! Oh boy, great so now I have three Ultra's on little ol' me, why can't things ever be simple damn it! With a team effort being spearheaded by Sebastian we finally get Ultra onto the carpet of adehsion subdoing him. Whew, but what happens next that Jungle dude whips up a whirlwind to get us out of the way for him to destroy Ultra, but uinbeknownst to all of us but IronWolf, the mooks have now become Ton Tons and they get Ultra out of there! AARHHHHGGG WTBHFC!!!!!!!!! the only saving grace is that we did manage to work in unison and are able to better coordinate, but we need to run a tighter group if we are going to stop African dude and Ultra and I'm hoping the other Super is a friendly, seems like he is though.

To think seems like just not long ago they suffered a loss by the hands of Axiom, and now Ultra Major, but what actually concerns me is director Cinder, that prick! I'm actually disconcerted at the fact that a villian as nortorious as Axiom may have been telling me the truth! What's next Satan himself preaching the gospel to make amends to God!!! Wow what is this world coming to?!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Commisar's Logue

Azaleas death has not gone unpunished! A comrade for a comrade, an eye for an eye, a tooth for... many teeth! Shtoi! It seemed like it wanted to face me in one-on-one combat...so I gave it an honorable death. For the last couple of weeks it's been an alien free for all. I suspect they are all coming from the spaceship that crashed about 3 weeks ago, but why has that not been given top priority. Bozche moi!!! Major ultra has been doing a piss poor job these past couple of weeks running together, he has been acting very strange of late. He has missed our morning jos 2 days in a row,very unusual. The other night while I was taking a smoke outside of hogs & heffers(greeeatt russian beer) he flew over head and into museum of natural history(isn't that where he & azalea went on their date and were attacked?) He was dressed in all black and sneaking around I followed him from a distance(what can say,am nosy). He seemed to be looking for something,did not find it and flew off...amerikans very strange. The rest of the night we all took tequila shots in memory of azalea...I will miss you little sister!