Monday, July 27, 2009

U.N FARCE !!!

Who are these fools !! I go to carry out my mission to stop, no DESTROY Amanon Tautmain before he raises set and causes the world to be in peril and they get in my way. I track him to One Police Plaza. He's in the same city I decided to lay rest. Irony !! When I arrive I let him know that I have come for him once more. This time however he has possessed a being with powers and abilities almost equal to my own righteous might. It seems that he is the teammate, no Leader of these band of Infidels and idiots. Don't they know what power they are up against. If they do not let me carry out my mission we're all dead. I show them why I am HERU !! The GOD of All..they however have been ...lucky..I let them take me for the battle that has ensued has caused Amanon in the body of this ULTRA MAJOR has escaped.

I can leave anytime I want but these people seem, passionate about their comrade. If it was me I would ask them to put me out of my misery to save the world. The sacrfice of one can save many. They seemed determined to free of Amanons Clutches. FINE I'll go along with them for now. Iron Wolf seems interesting. He really believes I was hurt by those splinters he put in my face. HAH !! I've fought in the Scalding sun and been cut by the sharpest Sand. I am Omni..I AM HERU..But he seemed honorable. And Azalea. She is a fine specimen of a warrior woman. Maybe after this mission is over I shall Bed her and show her why she should be worthy of my touch.

As we head to Egypt to find that Amanon has taken a plane to find the Tomb of Set and has 20 days to ressurect him. I, We have to stop him. We are aboard this Monstrosity of Modern Technology called the Atlas. I knew Atlas. He was much Bigger. But I believe he would be tickled that his name is used for such a vehicle. We have been told that U.N Force cannot enter foreign soil. WHAT NONSENSE..I AM OMNI...I AM HERU !! NO MORTAL SHALL PREVENT ME FROM MY DESTINED MISSION !! I with Uzziel find the plane Ultra Major, I mean Amanon is on and lay waste to it.

We shall Triumph. But these fools seem to trip over themselves. Do they not now the weaknessess needed to stop this man. I shall kill him with my bare hands if I need to. But I will , refrain for the sake of their friend and comrade. But if they continue to get in my way. I will do what must be done.

What !! He's escaped again. I am badly injured, but He has felt my mighty Blow and will feel it again soon. I am coming for you Amanon. I am coming. Do not get comfortable in that skin you wear. For I will free your being from this mortal earth. Because I am Omni...I am Heru !!

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

The time is upon you when my presence must be shown. Soon the hidden horrors will reveal themselves to you and time will be but a precious memory. Listen to my warnings I am coming to quash an evil and to preserve life as you know it. I am but a few left to stop the upcoming events already in progress but suffice it to say the world will come to an end should there not be a coordinated effort. I implore for your assistance in the name of humanity and all that is good!

Prodigal Lunacy

What the hell went through my mind jumping out of a ship 50,000 feet in the air? I am still asking myself this question as I know my seconds are ticking here. You ask though, how did you find yourself in that position in the first place? Good question, well the easy answer is that Ultra Major was on the plane beneath us ready to collide against our ship. So what better way but to disable the plane before it even gets to us and perhaps cause major disruption to the point of foiling whatever plot Amanon has! Heart in the right place but my head definitively was not! Again, why?!!!!!!!! Well taking into account that I am nearly infallible when it comes to numbers and science and calculations, I must say that I overlooked one key ingredient to my stunt, skill! My theory was correct as it is deeply versed in physics and with such quantifiable measures and fixed components the variables were easy to deal with. All I really needed to do was use my momentum to propel myself toward the plane, when I reached the back of the plane there would be a precise 1.1212345 second window that would allow for a very minor disruption in speed differential allowing me with the assistance of Fly as the Eagle to ricochet in the opposite direction, thereby not only matching the speed of the plane but landing on it as well, PERFECT! Needless to say that being a genius sometimes lacks for the minor details that can prove detrimental to ones health, ie the situation I'm in now, lol! see the calculations were on point what I misjudged grossly was the maneuverability in said jump, see the problem was truly since I had no training in correcting my body and shifting to be able to control from tumbling I was at the mercy of the elemental force called AIR!!!! Oooops! How could I have not accounted for such a minor thing, CRAP!!! Well there goes the plane, and OH DAMN, nice shots! this is going to leave a mark, not to mention that it's going to hurt like heck, what was I thinking, damn my only hope right now is to remain conscience if not I'm surely done for. Hmmm, funny how time seems to freeze when you're face to face with your own mortality at which point you get a chance to review and catalog every event in your life including the current predicament, well at least right now I can relate to the whale in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Somehow I managed to be saved by an unknown friendly, and I have been placed back on the ship. I am in bad shape and by the looks of it not out of this situation by a long shot. The battle ensues and I hate that I can do nothing to help except lay here and heal myself as best as I can, Damn It Prodigy you're better than this seems to be consistent and constant words I drum to myself. However as the re is a shining light to any darkness that befalls us, a stroke of brilliance has just grabbed me, a muse even. The only reason that entity is in UM is because it feels powerful enough not to be trifled with and is toying with us, right now our disorganization is being exploited badly to some extent and he keeps pushing us to see if we break. This actually may play well for us when we surprise the heck out of Amamanon and save our friend as well. Hopefully this will work, I'll only have one shot at this and this time my calculations are right, and I have the skill sets to back me, come on Prodigy it's about time you use your head not your heart, come on. Now I just hope we get the opportunity to spring the trap.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

HERUGLYPHS

I have fought for centuries the evils that have plagued this world. My Greatest Nemesis being Amanon Tatumain. The Cur who was once the leader of the Cult of Set in Egypt. His army was so powerful that he almost destroyed the upper province of Egypt had I not stepped in to defeat him. Ra set forth my path to destroy such a demon lest we all be subjugated to becoming slaves with no will of our own. His Exile was believed to the best solution.

It was however not !! It wasn't enough that I defeated this slime the first time. When he rebuilt his army in lower Egypt, I faced him once again on behalf of my Lord Ra. Amanon was working some type of foul Magic that I believe would have brought this world to hell and make him a GOD among men. There can only be one. He is not it !! He found ways to elude us for centuries, becoming someone new each turn. My ability to find him was the only way we were finally able to defeat him once and for all. Killing him was the quickest and easiest way to prevent him from ever returning to this mortal coil and spreading his disease upon these lands.

For Centuries his defeat was considered a great victory. I had a new mission. I lived in Africa for a time before coming to the Americas. During the World War of II I even befriended fellow Champions to stop numerous forms of Evil. One Human who was an Amazing leader of men. He was the Captain of many forces we took on. A winged Angel, who was both Dark and Light. She believes her God is the one true. But she does not realize that Ra is the only True. And myself. We helped the battle of the ages and the world became safe again.

I found my purpose was not needed nearly as much. With Amanon Dead. The War over and my comrades missing, I set about creating a civilian life. If the call came I was going to be there. I watched as numerous beings appeared to fight evil in all forms. Organizations were built to assist in this. Only if it became necessary did I feel that I would just be lost amongst these new saviors of the universe.

The other day I felt a tug of something familiar. No it can't be. I destroyed him. He should be lying with the minions of Set writhing in Pain and Agony. I must now forgo my life that I have created for myself here to attend to this situation. This centuries "Vacation Time" will be sufficient enough for me to hunt down and destroy him once and for all. The call is Strong !!! I can and WILL defeat him this time.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Prodigious Elevation

Well what can I say here I am first day as an official member of Team Alpha and first order of busines which I'm proud to say I handled admirably was make square with everyone on the team. That made the transition smooth to say the least, although still iffy, but nonetheless painless. So getting past the whole welcoming into the new "job" our first order of business is to stop a rampaging alien that is causing havoc in mid-town. Now-a-days who isn't though, it just seems that mid-town has become the virtual playground for all criminals, aliens, and other trash of the city. So here I am with Justin, Azalea, Sebastian, and Maverick coming into the HLZ. I decide to cast tongues so I can understand the alien what would seem just roaring. Turns out the alien was just looking for his betrothed and desperate to find her in a foreign and strange enviroment he did what was comfortable to him, but by no means did that mean he didn't understand the principles of honor and keeping one's word. With the help of Azalea we were able to distract him long enough to engage in conversation. Within a matter of minutes we difused the situation and he was willing to cooperate, and then the unexpected happened. Out of nowhere Ultra Major swoops in and before anyone can say anything or act, he rips the alien's head off!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!! angered by his actions I questioned his actions as did Justin, and his words to us were curt and precise challenging Justin to take the leadership from him! WOW!!!! I remember when by accident he nearly killed me, now he's rogue this matter has to be handled quickly and before he decides being bad is good! The worst part about it is that it seems unnatural but how do we prove it? No one suffers a psychotic break like in seconds, which is what seemed to have happened to him. There is evil afoot and we need to figure this out before taking measures on Ultra Major.

Sited at One Police Plaza, they call for assistance, and with good timing being that our internal efforts are failing miserably, and Director Cinder is acting like a pure penis! The audacity of him, Proof! Are you really FKM! regardless if he's possessed or within his own faculties he needs to be dealt with and he rather we do this with kid gloves! I hope I don't regret this decision, it may just get me killed. Anyways we engage Ultra Major, and the mooks. Just as is always the mooks are handled with ease, Ultra Major on the other hand was a little more of a challenge. In comes a new guy whom I don't recognize but it seems he wants to subdue Ultra Major ok, but who the hell is he? Then comes in the African dude, that seems to be as strong or as powerful as Ultra Major and is definatively against him wanting blood! Oh boy, great so now I have three Ultra's on little ol' me, why can't things ever be simple damn it! With a team effort being spearheaded by Sebastian we finally get Ultra onto the carpet of adehsion subdoing him. Whew, but what happens next that Jungle dude whips up a whirlwind to get us out of the way for him to destroy Ultra, but uinbeknownst to all of us but IronWolf, the mooks have now become Ton Tons and they get Ultra out of there! AARHHHHGGG WTBHFC!!!!!!!!! the only saving grace is that we did manage to work in unison and are able to better coordinate, but we need to run a tighter group if we are going to stop African dude and Ultra and I'm hoping the other Super is a friendly, seems like he is though.

To think seems like just not long ago they suffered a loss by the hands of Axiom, and now Ultra Major, but what actually concerns me is director Cinder, that prick! I'm actually disconcerted at the fact that a villian as nortorious as Axiom may have been telling me the truth! What's next Satan himself preaching the gospel to make amends to God!!! Wow what is this world coming to?!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Commisar's Logue

Azaleas death has not gone unpunished! A comrade for a comrade, an eye for an eye, a tooth for... many teeth! Shtoi! It seemed like it wanted to face me in one-on-one combat...so I gave it an honorable death. For the last couple of weeks it's been an alien free for all. I suspect they are all coming from the spaceship that crashed about 3 weeks ago, but why has that not been given top priority. Bozche moi!!! Major ultra has been doing a piss poor job these past couple of weeks running together, he has been acting very strange of late. He has missed our morning jos 2 days in a row,very unusual. The other night while I was taking a smoke outside of hogs & heffers(greeeatt russian beer) he flew over head and into museum of natural history(isn't that where he & azalea went on their date and were attacked?) He was dressed in all black and sneaking around I followed him from a distance(what can say,am nosy). He seemed to be looking for something,did not find it and flew off...amerikans very strange. The rest of the night we all took tequila shots in memory of azalea...I will miss you little sister!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Directors Journal 01-05-22-09/0600

This is how we stand so far, Manhattan has been designated as a disaster area. We have enlisted the aid of the national guard as an additional police force to patrol from the Garment district ending at the Jackie O reservoir. Rescue & repair efforts are under way as we speak. Over a couple hundred people have been declared homeless, people are missing and we are still counting the dead. Nick had 9-11 I have...alien armageddon! We have a confirmed sighting of the spacecraft using a negative space amplifier compliments of our tech specialists Ellliot Stevens. The problem is we know it crashed on earth, by the huge indent & pathway left in central park, but it's not there? Right now we don't have the manpower to track it. That's why I called in lockdown team: alpha. Unfortunately they met with a most untimely death. Since I asked them for their help I can't help but feel partly responsible. The reports say they have become hosts for a symbiotic alien race. Team: Delta recovered what looks to be two eggs from their nest, I let the team think I destroyed the eggs but I have sent them, like all the alien artfacts recovered, to my Nevada Garden. In the rescue effort to find alpha, solarstorm, a bright, young, recruit has also gone missing...we fear another victim of the symbiotes. About 3 weeks ago we feared we may have lost another team member,azalea when she was gunned down while trying to capture a toogarth(the boys in the lab say they look like garth brooks with too many teeth...go figure)alien.She surprised all of us when she seemingly returned from the dead. It confirms my suspicion that she may well indeed be a sea titan(an immortal race of sea dwellers not unlike mythical atlantis) Raze mentioned them on more than one occasion...very fondly I might add. Prodigy has finally joined our ranks I think he will be a welcome addition. While rough around the edges & seemingly not use to protocol, his expierience will prove valuable (I think) on a relatively young & inexpierienced team. I think his past dealings with sebastian & justin should make his transition relatively smooth. When I'm narrating this in my head why do I sound like john-luc picard. We have had modicums of success, we recaptured the rampaging denizen, we saved countless lives after the alien spacecraft landed, we saved china & the world from an ancient evil dragon(and I thought I saw it all) aliens gunning down civilians, but I fear none of that has prepared us for this. Ultra major has gone off the reservation! When america's top cop goes rogue...God help us. Hopefully Alpha can stop him before this gets any uglier. THIS WILL NOT BECOME ANOTHER AXIOM CATASTROPHE!!! I will not have this be a black cloud over this administration like axiom's was over nick's! I will contact the Garden and have them prep the S.H.A.R.K.S. and have the Ultra killers on standby! I pray it doesn't come to that.

Director N. Michael Sinder

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Prodigal Storm

Where do I begin? First I escape barely with my life from Cuba as it is being controlled now by Axiom that wretch! His interest in me came as a surprise when I was told that I had been working all along for an Alien, wow Castro an Alien... This is an individual whom I called father all my life and whom I had great respect for, I believed in what he believed and the goals he wanted to accomplish for our homeland. Now to see him on a slab displayed like a side of beef makes me so angry inside but I had to keep my cool. I know they had to have tortured him beyond even his capabilities, that and his failing health contributed to his betrayal, but putting myself in his shoes could I have done any different? Hell right now I feel like I betrayed him by agreeing to Axioms terms, and working with him to oust these plotting Aliens. The funny thing is that I have to thank Axiom on one thing, now that my father is dead I can now regress and find answers to questions I was always afraid to ask, not because something bad would happen to me, but because something bad could happen to him, and now that it has I have nothing to loose.

If that wasn't enough, I come back to a Storm that practically leveled NY! Thousands are injured and many dead, and here I am working with whom I can to aleviate and rescue those that I can. Here I am supposed to be on vacation, but as one can blatantly see disaster and mayhem know no such concept. I managed through acertaining some feeds and logic that this may be of an Alien nature, which low and behold Axiom seems to be on point, amazingly enough! Talk about confusion, I need to focus, I know who and what I am, and what I will and will not do. Anyways this just seems to be part of a larger picture and more events keep unravelling.

Now is the day I need to talk to David Garrison seriously. I don't want to leave his employment because it is convenient for me, it gives me the necessary space for me to do what I need to do and fly under the radar, but I can no longer live with my "head stuck in the sand" sort of speak. I have to thank him for a time well spent but that I need to move on to the UN Force, if there was only a way where I could go about it without having to actually look ungrateful, I don't know about anyone else but loyalty is everything to me, and it is something I do not comprimise. So what should happen when I go to his office "BOOM!" here comes Garrison flying at me from his office and then being singled out! OH CRAP! If I didn't have enough to deal with here I am now having to face his elite squad and see for his safety. I manage to to easily evade them by outthinking them, and thereby it benfits them since I don't have to harm them and cause any more loss for Garrison. Unfortunately Garrison did get injured but I did manage to get him to safety in the UN Force Kestrel. Next was the Thornax whom was just shooting everything in sight and did not seem to stop. Then followed by the Garrison team to assist with this Alien. While all of this was going on I decided to look for the first Alien problem since he was the more dangerous of the two, and to my dismay I could not track him, stupid Psychic. Then when I had just finished communicating to Justin that the second Alien had to be in the area or how else would Garrison's team know whom to attack my vocal cords were shut off by the Psychic's power. Let's just say texting is not as easy to do when in the middle of a crisis, lol.

Eventually due to do diligance and teamwork both Aliens were stopped cold, Garrison realizing what I can do for society as a whole decided to let me go of his own accord and I am now in the process of becoming an Alpha Member, wow all in a few minutes work! There is no turning back now, I am in the middle of what they call the "SHIT!" now. Being pulled and torn by all sides how long can I maintain appearances. How long before I crack? Believe it or not I can identify with Brohlic, I definately do not want to be him, but just how much pressure is too much? Whom am I going to confide in now? Not that I have confided in anyone yet. What about all of these Alien appearances? Damn it is as if they were space roaches or something, they just keep coming. The other unsettling aspect is that all of this happening on the dawn of man as it may seem with Garrison wanting to launch a deep space manned probe. I don't know but this is too much to be coincidental.